Top Reddit Forums Shut Down After Discussing Pia Mia

The internet's gray-market forums are currently in absolute chaos following a massive data breach involving the highly-followed singer/premium model, Pia Mia. It appears a coordinated effort by anonymous hackers has successfully bypassed her encrypted paywalls.

As of this morning, thousands of users are frantically searching Google and Reddit attempting to locate the rumored "mega link" containing unreleased, VIP-tier videos. Pia Mia's management team has issued takedown notices, but the files are spreading too rapidly.

"This is the downside of being a multi-million-dollar digital creator," said a cyber-security expert. This massive leak will ironically only increase her search traffic and ultimately her estimated net worth.